This just in from Taco News Network:

The Vatican has officially named Tacos as "The Official Food of the Patron Saints" Happy Taco Tuesday!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

New Advice for the Outdoors:

When camping, always take people who run slower than you. Both you and the bears will appreciate it.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Shhhh!

What I've just done should not be spoken about in polite society.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Well if you must know...

I did.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Question...

What's the difference between an Epileptic Seizure and Break Dancing? You don't know either? Good, I thought I was the only one.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

My past jobs...

Early in my working career, I was Elmer Fudd's stunt man.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Talk about being out of shape...

I went Shadow Boxing today. My Shadow won.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2