Self-Help:

I shall continue in my efforts to remain a bad influence to myself. I look at it this way, if you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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What to do on Wednesday:

Since today is Wednesday, I vote that we all check our sanity at the door and spend the day running amok! Who's with me?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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For my Jewish Brothers:

Today is the first day of Passover and Taco Tuesday. I wonder if there are such a thing as a "Kosher Taco"? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Today is Saturday and I have to study for stupid finals. On the bright side, there isn't a vegetable within 10 feet of me right now.

I've got a question...

Ok, I'm at work, but I hear my Mom calling me. Can I go home now?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A New Definition of Heaven...

Heaven: The Ultimate Gated Community.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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My Midweek Update:

Today is Wednesday and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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I know where the Health Care Plan went wrong.

In the 2407 pages of the recently passed "Universal Heath Care Plan" the word "Taco" is not mentioned even once. No wonder the plan sucks! Happy Taco Tuesday Everybody!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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I can think...

I think, therefore I am. That's more than I can say for the 219 members of the House of Representatives who voted in favor of mandated universal health care.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A revised dictionary meaning...

Confusion: The result of either having a concussion, or, becoming a member of Congress.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

It has been discovered that due to the economic crisis the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow has been replaced with government cheese.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A Sad Moment in the Universe.

This is just plain sad. Did you know that when ever you look up into the night sky, that out of the billions of stars in the sky, that not a single on of them is named "Taco"? Happy Taco Tuesday.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Evil Veggies Have Been Confirmed!

I've been preaching about the evils of veggies and now I can prove it! I had a salad with lunch and I broke a tooth! Never did that on a steak!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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My mood for the day.

Am having one of those "I'm not really to motivated to do anything" kind of days. So don't expect me to give you CPR today.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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I'm tired and I need to crash. I suppose I should not do that while I'm driving though.

My status....

Today, I've been busier than a one-legged and in a group kick fight...and I've had fun doing it too!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Sesame Street is brought to you today by the words "Taco Tuesday" and the numbers "3 for $1.09". Happy Taco Tuesday!

If I knew then, what I know now, then I would have ran off screaming into the night a long time ago.

Religion and Taco Tuesday

If you remove the word "Hallelujah" from Handel's Messiah and replace it with "Taco Tuesday" you'll find out it fits! (Sing it and see yourself...Happy Taco Tuesday!)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Today's Monday Fun Fact:

More whining is done on Monday than any other week. (Kids don't want to go to school and people don't want to go to work)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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