Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Just how smart are you again?

Its not Rocket Science...Its a Taco! Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Kitchen utensils

Thank God for the Fork! (Ever try to eat Ramin Noodles with Chopsticks?)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Friday, August 27, 2010

Test...

No, I didn't study either
Gary B. Nickels, Sr.
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Trying to relax...

Trying to relax by reading a book, having a cup of coffee and dispatching my grandkids to start invading small third world countries.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Coffee anyone?

Yes, its 107 degrees and yes...I'm drinking hot coffee.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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What are the odds?

I'm at a Pastor's luncheon. What are the odds of at least one of them forgetting to pray before they eat?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A Late Thought For The Day...

Today's Late Thought For The Day: "If its not important, why do it?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Tacos in the Wild...

Do you how hard it is to catch a "Free Range Taco"? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

My New Drug Is....

My new drug: Holding Sleeping Babies. (After having 6 of my own, you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but nooo!) Its too late for Re-Hab!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Are the old sayings really right?

Whoever said "Never go to bed angry" obviously was never married.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Night-Night Time...

Ok. I'm going to bed now. Any attempt to stop me will result with me retaliating with Thermal Nuclear Weapons. Goodnight.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Don't you love it when...

Don't you love it when, on a Saturday & you'd planned on sleeping in, family calls you early in the morning & ask the question "Are you up"?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Friday, August 20, 2010

Shhhhh.

A quiet night. I wonder how long it will last?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Next Olympics...

At the next Olympics winners will no longer be awarded Gold, Silver or Bronze medals. Instead, they will get Hot, Medium or Mild Tacos! Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Monday, August 16, 2010

Monday Night...

Twas the night before Taco Tuesday and all through the house...I couldn't find any loose change...not even in the couch!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Happy Birthday Sam!

4 years ago today, my grandson "Sam" was born weighing 2.9 lbs & about 12" long. Today, he's taking over a small 3rd world country. He so rocks!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

A "Life is Good" Moment...

Life is officially good when your favorite coffee and tacos are both on sale at the same time.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Career Day...

I'd love to be the guy who went to Career Day at school & when asked what I do for a living answer: "I'm Independently Wealthy"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

In addition to Black History Monyh...

If you rearrange the letters in the word "Taco" you get "Octa" from the Latin word for "8". Since August is the 8th Month, I here by declare August as "National Taco Month". Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Sunday, August 8, 2010

I'm not a resturant!

I'm going to change my name to "Menu". Because it seems every time people see me, they want to order something from me to do.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Wishing for Solitude...?

Ever have one of those days where you just envied Robinson Crusoe? Today is one of those days.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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