To put it into perspective...

You know your country is in trouble when the number that describes your national debt is bigger than the number that describes how many stars & planets are in our galaxy.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A rude awaking...

Know how I found out I was an ugly kid? When I saw my baby picture on a poster supporting Abstinence.
Gary Nickels
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A Question my Guardian Angel asked:

God told me that my guardian angel asked Him a question about me today. The angel asked "Just how many Tacos and Coffee can this guy eat and drink anyway?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A fashion question:

Does anybody but me ever wonder if people play tricks on Stevie Wonder when they pick out his clothes for him?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Today in the polls...

In a recent poll, made up by me, Whining has replaced Action as the one thing that speaks louder than Words.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Beauty...

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then how come we don't have a "Miss Taco Beauty Pageant"? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Monday isn't all bad...

Ok, this Monday isn't so bad after all, I had a large grinder from D'Ellas for lunch. Granted, it wasn't Tacos, but it was still delicious!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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I'm one day closer to Heaven...I'm one day closer to Heaven! Come on everybody, join me! I'm one day closer...

I like what the voices are saying this morning!

Definition of Tired #138:

When you come home from work, sit in your favorite chair and try to turn on the TV with your cell phone instead of the remote.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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I like what I'm doing though I don't know what it is!

My life's game:

Somebody once thought they were paying me a compliment by saying "Gary, you sure do have your game on." I didn't have the heart to tell them it was Chutes and Ladders!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Another day...another dollar. (But after taxes are taken out all we get is a quarter). Happy Nondescript Thursday Everybody!

My best friend, Christian Lynch, went home to heaven on May 8th.
I miss him already, but I will see him again in Heaven. The cool part is that Chris is now having his first taco tuesday in heaven...Praise God!
Gary Nickels
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I should come with my own warning label.