This just in from Taco News Network:

The Vatican has officially named Tacos as "The Official Food of the Patron Saints" Happy Taco Tuesday!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

New Advice for the Outdoors:

When camping, always take people who run slower than you. Both you and the bears will appreciate it.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Shhhh!

What I've just done should not be spoken about in polite society.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Well if you must know...

I did.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Question...

What's the difference between an Epileptic Seizure and Break Dancing? You don't know either? Good, I thought I was the only one.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

My past jobs...

Early in my working career, I was Elmer Fudd's stunt man.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Talk about being out of shape...

I went Shadow Boxing today. My Shadow won.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

NFL Expensive...

The only football tickets I can afford are so high up in the stadium that you're required to bring your own oxygen to the game.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

How come...

Its always the wrong people who ask me "If I could, would you?"
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Danger Will Eobinson...Dange!

Call the Haz-Mat Crew...I'm making dinner again!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Ok, Seriously.

How many people out there really "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"?
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Talk about communication...

I love it when my bank sends me a text message that shows exactly how broke I really am.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

New Definitions for Old Words...

Monday Night Football: The reason God created Mondays.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

In Honor of 9/11

To the fallen...my respect. To the survivors...my heart.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

What's up with this?

Is it just me, or has anybody else noticed that all of the Super Heros all live and work on the East Coast?
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Lines I Would Have Added to Movies.

Love Story: "Love means never having to say you're sorry...but you better because we both know I'm always right."
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Lines I Would Have Added to Movies.

"But Rhett! Whatever shall I do?" "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn because you signed a Pre-Nup."
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

I like the way some people think...when they do it that is.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

If you're like me and have had dealings with a certain 3 letter government agency, then you'll understand why I can't talk about it.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

There is no Sodium Chloride in Team.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

How about you?

That 20 page term paper I wrote in college about Stalin is really doing wonders for me right now.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Say cheese...

Can you imagine how good Eve's Driver's license picture was?
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2