So what are you doing tonight?

Its Friday night and you all know what that means. Yep...This loser is home doing homework. (I am so feeling the love emitting from the hallowed halls of higher education.)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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The results are in...

The taxes are done and I got something back...Woohooo and thank you God!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Its that time...

Pray for me...I'm in the waiting room about to get my taxes done. (Maybe this year the IRS won't a major appendage like last year.)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A disclosure:

The most common thing people say about me is this: "Gary Nickels should come with his own warning label."
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Even though I'm not Catholic, I have decided to give up Lent for Lent.

This is sooooo good!

This just in from my guys in the "Artery Clogging Science Department" Check this out: Deep Fried Cheesecake with Caramel Filling! This stuff not only takes great, but you can actually feel the plague growing in your arteries as you eat it.
Gary Nickels
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Its time to celebrate the uniqueness of Right Handed!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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So how's your weekend going?

Its Saturday and I'm in the office doing homework for a Torts Class. I will be so glad when July comes so I can graduate from school and get my life back.
Gary Nickels
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What I've learned from Big Bird

I just now figured out that today is Friday. I guess all those years of watching Sesame Street are now starting to pay off!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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My Stupidity = God's Entertainment

I hope God will give me some Brownie Points for entertaining Him with my stupidity.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Oxymoronic Terms

There are two words that, no matter how much we try, will never go together: Money & Management. It didn't work for Congress so what makes you think it will work for the general public? Lol.
Gary Nickels
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Me and Suits...

I just "love" spending 15 hours a day in a suit. If you believe that, then you'll believe that I've become a raging vegetarian, who believes in Global Warming and I've given up riding a motorcycle for the "coolness" of a Toyota Prius!
Gary Nickels
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President's Day

Today is me day! Ok sure, I was never President, although I think I'd make a cool one. But today I'm just going to relax and let somebody else do all the work today. (Sure...like that's gonna happen!)
Gary Nickels
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Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day: A holiday where men bring their uniquely chosen gifts for their ladies and with great trepidation place them on the alter of love...usually with a gift receipt.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Talk about stressed!

I've really got to learn to relax. I've got a three day weekend where I don't have any homework or tests to study for. So why am I stressing over not having to stress over having homework or tests to study for?
Gary Nickels
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A new book idea...

I'm thinking of writing my own dictionary with my own set of Definitions, for example: Salad Bar - What happened to those who didn't make the cast of Veggie-Tales.
Gary Nickels
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A great bedtime story!

What bedtime story do I read my grandkids? Snow White and the 7 Tacos. Happy Taco Tuesday everybody!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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God so rocks...again!

God sure does know how to customize a blessing for his kids cause I'm having an In & Out 4X4 (that's 4 hamburger patties) Combo, no tomatoes, no lettuce, no pickles, extra raw onions, fries and a large strawberry shake for lunch...and I don't have to pay either!
Gary Nickels
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My phone died...

I woke up this morning to a phone with a white screen on it. Yes, it died. The programing in the code just bit a big one.

The error code it gave me, per the technicians at Sprint said that it was just one of two codes that wouldn't let me retrieve my contacts...oh joy!

Luckily, I had a semi complete list backed up on my computer so iv got about 85% of my contacts in.

Oh well, at least God is looking out for me.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Attitude Check

I'm cold, hungry, tired and over dressed for school. In fact, right now, my attitude is so bad even the Devil told me to lighten up!
Gary Nickels
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