A Riddle.

What is delicious and fights crime? Robo-Taco! Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

The Day After Thanksgiving...

I haven't finished digesting my Thanksgiving Dinner and I'm already bombarded with Black Friday sales and cheesy Christmas music.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Here's why...

The reason I eat turkey on Thanksgiving is so that I can give the guys who make my tacos the day off. Happy Thanksgiving one and all!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Let me ask you this...

Who needs Black Friday when we have Taco Tuesday? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Are you this smart?

Even reality is smart enough not to mess with me until I've had my first cup of coffee.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I know its "Hump Day" but cheer up...

Its 5:00 PM Friday on a distant planet somewhere in the Universe!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

As your Taco Zen Master...

I thought you should know that if it doesn't have meat (sea food as well) in it, its not a Taco. Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Cowboys Win! Cowboys Win!

(Ok, so they are now 2 & 7) but COWBOYS WIN!!!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Why yes...I do have a brain.

But what I can't figure out is what's all this empty space surrounding it?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

This just in...

Scientists have just discovered that Canadian Bacon is actually ordinary ham!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Veteran's Day

For those who have paid the ultimate price for our freedom and for those who lived to tell the tale, I thank you. Happy Veteran's Day.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

This just in...

Archaeologists have found cave drawings in Montana the prove the existence of Prehistoric Tacos. Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Its official...

I'm a College Graduate! (Heaven help the free world)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Today is the day...

I'm sitting in rehearsal for my college graduation today. I'm wearing a black robe from "The Grim Reaper" collection.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

What does God say...

What does God say at the end of one His stressful weeks? "TMIE!" (Thank Me Its Friday!)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Today's Earth Shattering Question:

"How come dogs have perpetual morning breath?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Mid-Term Elections

Its Election Day: Remember to vote for the candidate who best represents America's love for the Taco. (That would be me) Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

What do you think?

I hate when people ask if I know what I'm doing. Because I always have to reply with "If I did, do you think I'd be doing this?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961