Ladies & Gentlemen...

I will be making an announcement tomorrow of epic proportions. Stay tuned.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I'm contemplating my next post...

I'll let you all know when I come up with something interesting.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

An Example of Being Brain Dead:

When you punch in your PIN number on your microwave and hit enter.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Why do we fight battles we know we can't win?

Because deep down inside, we just can't accept the thought of defeat.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

How about you?

I'm ready for an alternate universe...Who's with me?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Admit it...

All of us, at one point in our working lives, have been dying to say. "But Boss, if I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong."
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Let me be a lesson to you:

Because of me, some people don't (but they have a secret desire to try).
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Just thinking...

Today, I'm so lost in my thoughts. Now I'm wishing I'd have brought a map along to find my way out. (My major Taco news is coming soon)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Guess what I'm doing!

I'm watching "Finding Nemo" for the 87th time with my grandkids. I'm about ready to tell them that he's has been found and Nemo is now a frozen fish stick.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

My new thought for the day:

Whatever doesn't kill you just drives up your insurance rates.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Happy 39th Mom & Dad!!!

Today is my parents 39th wedding anniversary, and guess how they plan to celebrate. They are putting out the "Good TV Trays" & have dinner.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

This just in...

Winds are blowing so hard here that a house fell out the sky and landed on a man's sis-in-law. When asked how he felt he said "Wrong Witch"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

The epitome of love is...

When your child says "Can I have the last piece of bacon" and you, as a parent tell them "Its all yours"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Take that Darwin!!!

Archaeologist have just proven there were no such thing as Dinosaurs roaming the earth. Instead, there were Giant Tacos. Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961