Try this...

At the next boring party you attend, pretend you're pulling out a sword then say "By the power of Grey Skull" then yell "I HAVE THE POWER!

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Try this sometime!

Ever tried to have you time alone with God to pray and read your Bible with 3 dogs in your lap?

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Here's a rude awakening...

And here all my life I thought my life was a puzzle with a Tiger on it and it turned out to be a box of Frosted Flakes.

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Listen up!

I am here to tell you all that there are no such thing as Vampires, Werewolves or Zombies. (That is unless you are speaking about Congress).

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

What do people say when they meet you?

When most people meet me for the first time, they usually say "So you're really out on a day pass eh?"

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

This date in history...

A little known fact: Betsy Ross was munching on Tacos when she created the first American flag. Happy Flag Day and Taco Tuesday!

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

A Forrest Gump Moment:

Life is like a buffet table. Which explain why I have so much on my plate right now.

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Trust me on this one...

The body is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master.

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

What are the odds?

I've got to be the only Sunday School Teacher in the world who has a tip jar. ;)

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Some People!

There are people out there that are saying Sick and Twisted like its a bad thing.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Good Morning

Its 7:10 in the morning and I'm already brewing my 2nd pot of coffee. I'm beginning to sense a record being broken here.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Hey...It's my job!

I eat things that are bad for me because its my job to balance the scales between Good and Evil.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Thank you God...

Everyday I get up and in my prayers I thank God for: Tacos, Bacon, Coffee and Ranch Dressing.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Ahhhh Good Times!

I love watching my baby girl talk, drool & smile. Did I happen to mention she's 18 yrs old & coming out of the dentists while on novocaine?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Way to go Boone!!!

I just heard my nephew Boone play the theme from Star Wars on his violin. It was AWESOME!!! I couldn't believe how good it sounded.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Goodnight?

I'm afraid to say goodnight because if decide to post another witty remark, I'm afraid you all will call me a liar.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Has this happened to you?

I hate when I want something and its not in the house but its being shown on TV.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A Glimpse Into The Future...

I'm watching my grandsons play and I'm thing to myself; "So this is the future of Western Civilization?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Coffee IS important:

While its true love makes the world go round, its coffee that keeps it awake.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Hello there!

Sorry I've been gone so long, but my brain was in the shop and I just got it back.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Read it for yourself!

I just read Job 41 and I kid you not, I think God was talking about Godzilla!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I wish I had thought of this...

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT...Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Its Question & Answer Time!

Question: How do you give carnivores a salad? Answer: Feed them vegetarians!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Is this you?

I always feel my most laziest just before I fall asleep.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961