What are the odds?

I'm at a Pastor's luncheon. What are the odds of at least one of them forgetting to pray before they eat?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A Late Thought For The Day...

Today's Late Thought For The Day: "If its not important, why do it?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Tacos in the Wild...

Do you how hard it is to catch a "Free Range Taco"? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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My New Drug Is....

My new drug: Holding Sleeping Babies. (After having 6 of my own, you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but nooo!) Its too late for Re-Hab!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Are the old sayings really right?

Whoever said "Never go to bed angry" obviously was never married.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Night-Night Time...

Ok. I'm going to bed now. Any attempt to stop me will result with me retaliating with Thermal Nuclear Weapons. Goodnight.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Don't you love it when...

Don't you love it when, on a Saturday & you'd planned on sleeping in, family calls you early in the morning & ask the question "Are you up"?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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