Signing off...

And this ends our broadcasting day, thanks for watching "The Nickels Channel" and goodnight.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Good Morning...?

The first words I said to my alarm clock this morning were. "You woke me up for this?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Night Time...

Night Time: The perfect time to sleep or work the Graveyard Shift.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

And Justice is what?...

In California, we do not have Capital Punishment...We just have Life in Prison and you do it from Death Row.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Revised Cliches...

I wonder if cannibals say "I've been running around all day like a human with their head cut off"?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A Kodak Moment...

I'm sitting here in my easy chair, reading a book, having a cup of coffee, with my dog laying next to me in the chair snoring away.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Dictionary Definitions...

Definition of "Cringing": The act of curling up in a fetal position dreading something that hasn't happened yet...Like waking up for work.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961