This just in...

Archaeologists have found cave drawings in Montana the prove the existence of Prehistoric Tacos. Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Its official...

I'm a College Graduate! (Heaven help the free world)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Today is the day...

I'm sitting in rehearsal for my college graduation today. I'm wearing a black robe from "The Grim Reaper" collection.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

What does God say...

What does God say at the end of one His stressful weeks? "TMIE!" (Thank Me Its Friday!)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Today's Earth Shattering Question:

"How come dogs have perpetual morning breath?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Mid-Term Elections

Its Election Day: Remember to vote for the candidate who best represents America's love for the Taco. (That would be me) Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

What do you think?

I hate when people ask if I know what I'm doing. Because I always have to reply with "If I did, do you think I'd be doing this?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961