The epitome of love is...

When your child says "Can I have the last piece of bacon" and you, as a parent tell them "Its all yours"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Take that Darwin!!!

Archaeologist have just proven there were no such thing as Dinosaurs roaming the earth. Instead, there were Giant Tacos. Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I am so impressed!

My Grandkids are making cookies when suddenly the 4 year old says: "Look Papa...I made a Turd Cookie!"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I'm finally writing again!

But don't ask me what I'm writing about because I don't want to ruin the ending for you.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Every Had One Of These?

Today was not a good play day.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

You Too?

I laugh when I get email scams from "Africa" asking me for money to invest with. Evidently they didn't get the memo on how broke I really am!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

The End is Near...

Jackie Chan doing James Brown is definitely a sign the world is coming to an end.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961