Preach it Mae!

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
-- Mae West
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Well...What would YOU do?

When having to choose between two evils, I always chose the one I haven't tried yet.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Would I Lie About Something Like This?

The first thing the captain said when Titanic hit its deadly iceberg. "Are there enough lifeboats to save all the Tacos?" Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Now seriously...

Is there anybody out there who doesn't have a reality show?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Kids, don't try this at home & leave it to the pros...

Unless you are a qualified Astronaut you are not allowed to stare off into space.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I think I'll spend the rest of the day in my chair...

Because every time I get out of it, I'm accused of screwing something up.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

And now the news you've all been waiting for:

President Obama just sign legislation declaring the month of March as "National Taco Month"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961