A First For Me...

I had an idea once...and I like it!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

It's Tax Day!

Imagine if the American public told Congress "We're shutting down & we're not going to pay you because we don't have a budget or the money"?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Need I Say More?

Heaven: The Ultimate After Party.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

And what kind of day are you having?

Today is my "I Want To Run Off Screaming Into Oblivion" kind of day.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Happy Taco Tuesday!

"You will bring me Tacos...You will bring me Tacos" (I'm really hoping this mass hypnotic suggestion works.)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

This is really pitiful.

I was just talking to myself when I told myself to shut up.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Rule # 64A

People like me should not stay up all night and watch Jackie Chan movies.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961