Happy Taco Tuesday!

There is no such thing as a "Vegetarian Taco". It is a "Salad Wrap" not a "Vegetarian Taco". Thus endith the lesson.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I've been working towards my future...

I'm in training for a job that hasn't been invented yet.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A quick question...

Why is it when you have nothing left, people keep asking more out of you?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

This is important...

Forget "The Five Second Rule". In my house its "If You Can Get To It Before The Dog Does Rule" that counts.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I was just thinking about something...

My question is this "If you tickle a penguin long enough, will he squirt fish out of his nose?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A First Step Towards Uniting The World...

Wouldn't the world make more sense if everybody went to sleep and woke up all at the same time?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A Milestone has been reached!

Considering this is my 500th Tweet, I decided to save it for something really special, so here goes: "This is my 500th Tweet!"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961