Talk About Talent...

People keep looking at me like I'm strange or something...they're right, I'm both!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I found it!

Its nice to find that missing piece of pizza at 5:00 in the morning.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Rest fot my enemies:

I'd like to watch some people go to bed in a field of lava.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

A career choice...

If you do what I do for as long as I did you'll wonder why you didn't started sooner.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

What a world...!

Did you know that Miss Piggy actually won the Miss Bacon pageant before she made it big with The Muppets?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Its Payback Time!!!

4 Grandkids, 2 Swords, 5 Hair Clips, 1 Espresso Machine and a 64 Pack of Permanent Markers. Who says you can't get even with your children?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Yawn...

Sleep. The one thing you need the most after you wake up.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961