Monday, September 12, 2011

My past jobs...

Early in my working career, I was Elmer Fudd's stunt man.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Talk about being out of shape...

I went Shadow Boxing today. My Shadow won.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

NFL Expensive...

The only football tickets I can afford are so high up in the stadium that you're required to bring your own oxygen to the game.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

How come...

Its always the wrong people who ask me "If I could, would you?"
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Danger Will Eobinson...Dange!

Call the Haz-Mat Crew...I'm making dinner again!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Ok, Seriously.

How many people out there really "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"?
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Talk about communication...

I love it when my bank sends me a text message that shows exactly how broke I really am.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2