Saturday, May 29, 2010

To put it into perspective...

You know your country is in trouble when the number that describes your national debt is bigger than the number that describes how many stars & planets are in our galaxy.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Friday, May 28, 2010

A rude awaking...

Know how I found out I was an ugly kid? When I saw my baby picture on a poster supporting Abstinence.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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A Question my Guardian Angel asked:

God told me that my guardian angel asked Him a question about me today. The angel asked "Just how many Tacos and Coffee can this guy eat and drink anyway?"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Thursday, May 27, 2010

A fashion question:

Does anybody but me ever wonder if people play tricks on Stevie Wonder when they pick out his clothes for him?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Today in the polls...

In a recent poll, made up by me, Whining has replaced Action as the one thing that speaks louder than Words.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Beauty...

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then how come we don't have a "Miss Taco Beauty Pageant"? Happy Taco Tuesday!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Monday isn't all bad...

Ok, this Monday isn't so bad after all, I had a large grinder from D'Ellas for lunch. Granted, it wasn't Tacos, but it was still delicious!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker, Observationist & Bible Teacher
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