I am so impressed!

My Grandkids are making cookies when suddenly the 4 year old says: "Look Papa...I made a Turd Cookie!"
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I'm finally writing again!

But don't ask me what I'm writing about because I don't want to ruin the ending for you.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Every Had One Of These?

Today was not a good play day.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

You Too?

I laugh when I get email scams from "Africa" asking me for money to invest with. Evidently they didn't get the memo on how broke I really am!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

The End is Near...

Jackie Chan doing James Brown is definitely a sign the world is coming to an end.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Happy Taco Tuesday!

It took me 5 hours to explain to Homeland Security that a Taco is not a threat to air travel.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I've been right all along...

The lab results are in and the all the tests conclusively show that I'm officially bad for myself.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961