Ladies & Gentlemen...

I will be making an announcement tomorrow of epic proportions. Stay tuned.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

I'm contemplating my next post...

I'll let you all know when I come up with something interesting.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

An Example of Being Brain Dead:

When you punch in your PIN number on your microwave and hit enter.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Why do we fight battles we know we can't win?

Because deep down inside, we just can't accept the thought of defeat.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

How about you?

I'm ready for an alternate universe...Who's with me?
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Admit it...

All of us, at one point in our working lives, have been dying to say. "But Boss, if I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong."
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Let me be a lesson to you:

Because of me, some people don't (but they have a secret desire to try).
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961