Thursday, March 31, 2011

I feel so alone...

(Because all my imaginary friends are at group therapy today.)
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Its Family Time!

Having a family get together that will involve my grown kids & their spouses & my grandkids armed with their WMD's that I got them for X-mas.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

An Etiquette Lesson...

Unless its a matter of life or death, never wear a suit and tie when riding a Harley. Its disrespectful to the Harley.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Monday, March 28, 2011

Cats...

I don't hate cats, but I do know why God created them. To prove that He can create something that is totally useless and has no meaning.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Sunday, March 27, 2011

A New Definition...

Scary is when you take a medication and your doctor doesn't tell you about the side effects, but you learn about them from a TV commercial.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

My how things change...

I have so many grandkids in that the pitter-patter of little feet has now turned into the roar of a thundering herd.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

What do you think?

Went people watching and my only thought was "Surely not all of them are accidents. I'm sure somebody planned some of them...or maybe not!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961