Its Saturday...

A quiet house, my morning coffee & a good book. Now if I can remember how to read after getting up early on a Saturday, it would be perfect.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Who says I don't eat healthy?

I had Jelly Beans and Coffee for Breakfast. Talk about a nutrition!
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

If we are what we eat...

Then this means I'm Fast, Cheap and Easy.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Happy Taco Tuesday!

I think the Olympics would be more interesting if the participants had to eat Tacos at the same time they did their events.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

How's this?

Doing what I do best requires a safety net, a license and a pardon from the governor.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Think about this one:

Isn't your name kind of like a verbal tattoo? Because once your parents give you one, you're stuck with it for life.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961

Does this sound familiar?

There are times I wish certain people would just go to sleep.
Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker and Safely Observing the World Since 1961