Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Running behind...

Its almost 10:00 in the morning and I'm starting in on my 2nd pot of coffee for the day...I really hate it when I fall behind like this!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Happy Taco Tuesday!

Dear Bill Gates, How come Windows doesn't have a screen saver of flying tacos? If you make one, I promise not to lick the screen. Thank you.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Monday, August 22, 2011

Where is the love here?

Kim Kardashian gets married and its a media circus. I make dinner and don't kill anybody with my cooking...Zilch!
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Its so relaxing...

Nothing is as satisfying as watching the masses screaming & running in abject terror from a 160 foot fire breathing lizard.
Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Monday, June 20, 2011

Try this...

At the next boring party you attend, pretend you're pulling out a sword then say "By the power of Grey Skull" then yell "I HAVE THE POWER!

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Friday, June 17, 2011

Try this sometime!

Ever tried to have you time alone with God to pray and read your Bible with 3 dogs in your lap?

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2

Here's a rude awakening...

And here all my life I thought my life was a puzzle with a Tiger on it and it turned out to be a box of Frosted Flakes.

Yours, In HIS Service...

Pastor Gary Nickels
Writer, Speaker & Biker
Phil.4:13 & Rom.12:1&2